All That Glitters

Hi Eric,

Well, here is a funny story….two days before the company party the house was a mess of projects and jumbled furniture. Bubbie was both thrilled and a bit apprehensive. So, she was in her “exploration” mood for a couple of days – sniffing everything and following me around as I prepared all the projects for the kids. I went shopping on Thursday before the party and when I came home, I found three tubes of glitter all over the carpet and Bubbie’s face splattered. When she smiled at me it was really cute (too bad I didn’t get a picture). So, I swept and vacuumed it all up and didn’t think much more about it.  The day before the party I was out in the backyard with Raz who had come over to help bake cookies. We were out by the pond and I decided to water a little bit to remove the dog shit smells.

I go over to this one pile and, lo and behold….it’s literally GLITTERING!!!  Bubbie had shit solid gold!!! ….and silver….and blue….and red!!!!  Raz and I couldn’t stop laughing.

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